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Total Medals Earned: 1,696 (From
254 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 28,460 Points
5 Points well! what is it!
5 Points *looks skyward*
5 Points *points down*
5 Points praise the sun!
5 Points r1 r1 r1 r1
5 Points prostration
5 Points roll bs roll bs roll bs
5 Points impossibru!
25 Points 010 dies lol
25 Points 020 dies
25 Points 030 dies
Medals Earned: 11/20 (115/500 points)
5 Points At least you've tried...
10 Points You've saved some lives.
25 Points With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
50 Points You've saved almost everyone
100 Points You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Don't Escape 2
5 Points Complete the game and survive.
10 Points You are even worse than the undead...
10 Points Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
10 Points Complete the game without firing a single shot.
25 Points Survive and save two of your friends.
50 Points Survive without getting any friends.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (110/110 points)
Dragons and Dungeons
5 Points play as female
5 Points play the game as a male
10 Points destroy everything
10 Points slay a dragon
10 Points ride a narwhal
Medals Earned: 5/9 (40/80 points)
5 Points Blasted and grenaded 100 enemies!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Effing Worms - Xmas
5 Points Eat 100 animals.
5 Points Eat 10 yeti.
25 Points Eat 200 elves.
25 Points Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
25 Points Take out Santa!
50 Points Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (135/135 points)
5 Points Complete 5 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
5 Points You found the baseball bat!
5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
5 Points You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
5 Points You found the hidden skull!
5 Points Start the game... press the play button.
10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
25 Points You found the video game controller!
25 Points You found the knife!
25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Medals Earned: 43/44 (475/500 points)
Enough Plumbers 2
10 Points Unlock tier 2 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/460 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy 4
5 Points Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.
5 Points Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
5 Points Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
5 Points Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
5 Points Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.
5 Points Learn the first of many new skills.
5 Points Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
5 Points Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
5 Points Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.
25 Points Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
Medals Earned: 10/76 (70/1,200 points)